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Yadon! Yadon! Yadon!
I'm bored.
Recently in Japan,
there's a lot of talk about making croaker into food.
Yeah.
I think it's better to eat more of the cows and pigs we usually don't eat,
so we don't lose food waste and stuff like that.
There's nothing wrong with cows, but pigs don't work very well.
There's a lot of parts of pigs we don't eat.
So I brought this project.
What kind of animal's dick is this?!
DICKS!
This time, we've prepared a variety of dicks and dicks that we eat as a hobby.
It's not officially called "dicks", is it?
You know, like strawberries and stuff like that.
Is it called "dicks"?
Well, there's someone in Tokyo who prepared it for us today.
So it's not "dicks and dicks shops"?
It's "dicks and dicks shops" for various animals.
There's more than that.
There's also people who use crow's meat and stuff like that.
It's called "dicks and dicks".
I used "dicks" and "dicks" for the video.
You still used "dicks" and "dicks"?!
I used "dicks" and "dicks" for the video.
So we've prepared a variety of "dicks" and "dicks".
The first thing I want you to say is that you can eat "dicks" and "dicks", right?
You can definitely eat them.
You can definitely eat them, right?
Because you're a professional, right?
I'm a professional.
You're a professional "dicks" and "dicks", right?
No, no, no.
I have a question for you, so I'd like you to eat them.
But you can't just eat them and guess what they are.
Huh...
Yeah, you're right.
Because you don't know what "dicks" are, right?
You don't know, right?
You can't even guess what a human "dick" is, right?
If you don't know anything and you're asked, right?
You know, people often ask me where "dicks" are the biggest.
But you don't know which "dick" is the biggest, right?
I don't know.
Yeah, you don't know, right?
I don't know.
There are 31 options.
Like "sirtee-wan"?
What does "sirtee-wan" mean?
If you just randomly write "sirtee-wan", you'll end up with 31 options.
It's like "sirtee-wan", which is a famous Japanese restaurant.
So I'd like you to choose one of them and answer it.
I've cooked it deliciously, so it'll be in the dish.
There's no "sirtee-wan", right?
No, there's no "sirtee-wan".
Really?
I don't know, because "sirtee-wan" is too big.
It's definitely big.
But you can eat "sirtee-wan" meat, right?
No, "sirtee-wan" is big...
Oh, yeah, you can cut "sirtee-wan".
You can't cut it into small pieces like this, can you?
If you bring it like this, it's dangerous, isn't it?
If you bring it like this, it's dangerous, so I don't have a whale.
If you say that, you'll spend a lot of money.
First question, please.
Have you ever eaten either chimpo or kintama?
I've eaten fish kintama, but I haven't eaten milt.
Milt is pure fish, isn't it?
Oh, I see.
I've heard of it, but I don't know if it's really kintama.
I don't know if it's really kintama.
Here you go.
It's chimpo!
But there's kintama, too!
Isn't this chimpo and kintama?
It looks like it's in my hand.
Oh!
It's funny.
There's a lot of chimpo and kintama.
This is different.
I've seen it before.
What's wrong?
The person who made it is right next to me, so I can't say much.
I might not be able to eat ten of them.
I've eaten a lot of insects in Rome.
Is chimpo a kind of barley?
Does that mean it's raw?
I don't know if it's barley.
You look like you like chimpo.
I like it more than anyone.
I don't care if you like poop or not.
I don't like chimpo at all.
It's completely different depending on the person.
You ate a deer brain, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
What did you not like about it?
I didn't like most of the things that appeared in that video.
You don't like chimpo, do you?
I like chimpo, but I don't like chinchin.
It's still scary, isn't it?
Isn't this a little too much of a chinchin?
I don't know if it was like this from the beginning, or if it was like this from the beginning.
It's peeled off.
It's one piece.
Oh!
One piece is like this.
I see.
Bamboo is better.
Bamboo is more pleasant.
I see.
One piece of chimpo is not good.
One piece of chimpo is a little...
One piece of chimpo is like this.
It's not.
You're excited about everything.
I've never eaten it, so I don't know.
Have you ever eaten it because you're human?
Have you ever eaten it?
You've lost it, haven't you?
You should explain it a little more.
So, can I eat it?
Yes, I'm looking forward to it.
I'll go with the familiar pork ball first.
I'm already sucking a little.
Pork ball.
Let's eat it.
This is a pain.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
I have this feeling, too.
Don't you?
Yeah.
It's delicious.
This is delicious.
I still feel a little dry compared to the fish, but it's more or less meaty.
I see.
It's like healthy meat.
There is no ed translation.
I don't know.
I think it's something like pitachi and araigio.
Yeah, it's a one-sided animal with low reality.
Can't we use pitachi to pull this ball out?
No, it's actually possible.
You're the only one who can eat chimpo.
Oh, you want me to eat it?
Wow, it's a little scary.
This one is a little thicker.
I'll eat chimpo.
Yes.
Wow!
I can drink it! I can drink it!
What is it?
Wow!
What is this thread?
Wow, it's hard!
It's harder than I thought!
It's really chimpo!
Wow!
It's really chimpo!
How does it taste?
It's delicious.
Don't ask me about the taste.
It's delicious.
It's delicious, isn't it?
You can really imagine what humans are like, right?
Yes.
It's exactly the same.
There's no one there.
It's about the same size.
Don't you think so?
Isn't there a monkey?
Is there a monkey?
There is.
My favorite thing is...
rabbits.
Wow!
I think I've said boars.
I think boars are bigger.
I think it's between.
Horses are really big compared to our bodies.
I don't know the ratio of boars and animals.
Please eat it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Did Yumemaru eat it?
I didn't eat it.
That's terrible.
You ate it.
But it's good for you, isn't it?
It's good for you, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's good for you, isn't it?
Tetsuya, you're scary.
You're scary.
What are you talking about?
That's right.
You're too old for that.
You shouldn't have eaten it.
That's terrible.
That's impossible.
It's okay. We still have 4 left.
Why do you have such a relationship with this person?
We have been eating anything for a long time, haven't we?
When we ate deer brain miso, we didn't eat anything else.
But deer brain miso was fine.
I just put it in like this.
And I chewed it.
I took the batter together and took it out.
From the inside, there was a wonderful chimpo.
Wow, it hurts.
When I think about it, my stomach will be full of chimpo.
Your stomach won't be full of chimpo.
My stomach won't be full of chimpo.
It's a texture.
It's a texture and chimpo.
I'm Yumemaru!
No, it's either one of you.
I'm Yumemaru!
Isn't it big?
One.
I think this one is big.
Your stomach is too small.
My stomach and Ryo's stomach are like this.
My stomach is like this.
Let's start with the gold one.
Oh, it's open.
Oh, it's good, it's good.
The ball is good, isn't it?
It's not chimpo today, is it?
Oh, it came out!
Ouch!
Oh, it went in.
Isn't this one too difficult?
It's stupid.
In terms of size...
Did you put it in?
Yes!
Then, let's start with Ryo.
Yes!
Deer!
Oh, it's big.
Deer!
Oh, deer!
I am...
a sheep!
Oh!
The size is like that.
I see.
I feel like it's similar in size and reality.
Well, considering the ease of getting it...
The correct answer is...
Deer!
Wow!
It's a deer's eye!
Wow!
Amazing!
It gets smaller.
By the way...
It's a live deer's eye.
Look!
Wow!
It's ugly!
It's a deer's eye!
Wasn't this difficult?
The one at the center.
Was it?
Ryo and I are really bad at this.
Yes.
It was squishy.
Oh...
It wasn't that squishy.
Yes, yes, yes.
It was hard.
Oh, you could say that.
It was hard.
Was it okay for you to show us your grossness?
It's a lesson for me.
Yes, it is.
It's a lesson for you.
Well...
It's not good to be erotic all the time.
Yes, it is.
Our grossness is social.
It's okay if you're not erotic.
Yes.
Let's move on to the second question!
Yes!
Here it is!
Wow!
It's a stylish dish!
It looks delicious!
What?
Isn't it ugly?
Is it...
grossness of a deer?
It's grossness of a deer's eye.
Oh!
It's a big deer's eye.
Wow!
Is it a big deer's eye?
It's not a big deer's eye.
It's soft.
It's like sashimi.
Sashimi.
It's like cold sashimi.
Wow!
It's easier to eat if you cut it.
Hahaha!
If you think it's salt...
Yes, it is.
I cut it more than before, so it's okay for me.
When you say "sashimi", you sound like you're outside of Kintama.
Thank you for the meal!
It's still fresh, isn't it?
The freshness doesn't look bad either.
When you think about it like that...
Did you get it?
Yes!
I don't think it's a weird animal.
It's a crocodile!
Wow!
Fish-shaped sausage.
This is not a bad thing for reptiles.
I chose a crocodile. It's the same as a crocodile.
It's a meat you can eat normally.
Is it like a chivier?
The correct answer is a sheep!
Is it a chivier?
It's a good answer!
Is there a sheep chivier?
In the chivier world...
It's a major horse.
In the chivier world...
There is a festival called "chivier festival" once a year.
Wow!
This is hot!
It's relatively affordable in that price range.
I see.
If you say it's a crocodile with this amount of money...
You don't want it for 280 yen or something like that.
Last year, it was about 1,400 yen.
It's a chivier!
Is there a chivier festival in Japan?
We used to do it in Japan.
There is a chivier contest in the world.
Is it a chivier?
Wow!
It's a swordfish.
If you heat it up, you can eat it.
It's a rare food.
The third one is this.
Wow!
It's made of stone.
It's easy to eat.
It doesn't look like a chivier.
It's a chivier.
It looks like a chivier.
It's thin.
I see.
What is this green chivier?
It's a lionfish.
It looks like a small one.
It's quite luxurious.
It can't be a crocodile.
You can get a lot of it.
You can't eat a crocodile.
I'll eat it.
I don't know if it's good or not.
The sauce is good.
I don't know if it's in it or not.
It's hard.
It's getting hard.
Is it getting hard?
It's hard.
It smells weird.
When you chew it,
you can taste it.
It's good.
You can taste it in a bar.
It's good.
It looks like a spicy sauce.
Did you die of hypoxia?
I know what it is.
The one on the right.
It's this one.
Let's start with Ryo.
Rabbit!
Bat!
Ah, I'm not sure about that.
Calabash.
It's a little too small for this luxurious usage.
I don't know if there are a lot of calabash, but I'm not sure about bats.
You know, there's a weird pose of bats spreading out like this.
At that time, I had an image like this.
Was there such a bird?
I don't think so.
Probably.
I don't think so.
It was an edible animal.
It's edible.
I feel like bats are spreading out like this.
It's real.
The answer is...
It was boar!
You're a boar!
Oh, really?
Are you serious?
You're a boar!
I'm a little disappointed, you boar!
You're a boar!
I'll show you.
Oh, I see.
Can I touch it?
Can you touch it?
Oh, it's a long type.
I thought there were a lot of them.
Because the body is thick, it doesn't spread out like this.
I see.
I didn't have a brave image of it.
I had an image of a fat boar.
I thought there was a normal boar.
I thought there was a wild boar, but it wasn't.
It was delicate and technical.
To be honest, I'm a little shocked about boars.
You've been wiped out.
You've been wiped out as a boar.
When I run in the mountains, I'm like, "Wow!"
But I haven't been wiped out yet.
But so far, Tetsuya's team hasn't come up with a good one.
I don't care about others.
I don't care about me.
Tetsuya's team is often exported, so it's easy for everyone to meet.
The fourth one is here.
This is char siu.
I don't know if you call it bacon, but...
It's lamb.
Oh, it's lamb.
It depends on how you say it.
No, but...
It's huge!
There's also a story about the fourth one.
I think this thinness is precious.
I see.
I can't eat it all at once.
I think about it from the looks of it.
But it really looks like char siu in a cup of ramen.
It's like char siu that's been dried.
It's the one that comes back when you put water in it.
It's similar in color.
It smells like milky.
I think you can smell this one.
I think it's fish.
I think it's kintama.
Wow, it's not meat if you eat it.
It's kintama.
But I think it's similar to fish.
It's similar to fish.
It's really smelly.
The one I had just now was pretty good.
It's huge.
This is a decoration.
What do you mean?
You can feel the earth.
I know what you want to say.
It has a warm feeling.
I can't believe it.
I wonder what it is.
I can drink sake.
Japanese sake goes well with it.
It does.
It's good, isn't it?
Kangaroo!
It's a kangaroo.
It's a horse.
You've eaten horse meat, haven't you?
At that time, I thought it was rough.
It's muscular.
I can say that I felt something related to it.
It's important.
Kangaroos don't have a good sense of size.
It's a medium or large size animal.
The answer is...
It's a whale!
There is no real one, but there is a culture of eating it.
It comes in a zinc pack.
I see.
Can we buy it?
Yes, you can.
Tetsuya's first choice is...
What?
It's a whale that doesn't contain any milk.
The last one is this.
What?
Wait a minute.
It's a steak.
No, it's a meat.
I found it in a good restaurant.
Yay!
It's a meat of a main dish.
I don't know if it's a zinc or a gold.
It's a zinc.
So, it's a doizo.
Is it a salmon?
No, it's a bigger piece of meat.
I see.
Look at the outside.
Look at this "r".
"r" is amazing.
It's amazing.
If you say it as it is, you can make a great reaction.
Just by looking at it, you can tell it's gelatinous.
It's jiggly.
He's trying his best to season it.
He's trying his best to season the taste and smell of it.
I'll eat it.
It's delicious!
It's amazing!
It's delicious!
I can't stop eating it.
I see.
It's delicious to season it.
It's delicious!
My teeth are numb.
My heart hurts when I eat the same thing eight times in a row.
Did you eat it?
It's a cow!
It's a cow.
It's delicious!
It said "delicious" at first.
It's delicious, isn't it?
I don't know if it's seasoned or not.
When you bite it, you can feel a little beef tendon-like texture.
Oh, I see.
I think it's just this strength.
I'm imagining it and eating it.
You're imagining it and eating it.
I feel like it's either one of them.
Yeah, it's similar.
The correct answer is...
Horse!
As expected of Mochacon!
Wow!
Cool!
Oh, this is it!
It's folded in half.
Is it like this?
Yes, it is.
Wow!
The ideal size of a horse in my head is here.
Horses don't betray you.
Yeah, they don't.
They eat while looking closely.
Horses are amazing.
Are horses popular?
Horses are popular.
What is the most delicious type of horse?
Customers say deer.
Deer are popular.
When I see deer, I think of Kintamaister.
Kintamaister?
Kintama is definitely a horse mixed with something.
How was it?
You can eat it, right?
On the contrary, why do you think it's not a major horse?
It's hard to cook.
Is it harder for young horses?
There was also a pig Kintama.
It was pretty big.
Is Kintama big or not?
Kintama is big, but it's not broken.
That's a man's strength.
Kintama is small, but it's big.
It's like a horse's tail.
Horses have small tails.
It's like a horse's battlefield.
It's like a ball.
Horses don't have many balls.
What is it?
But pigs are big.
Pigs have very big balls.
Today is a day when the evaluation of boars has decreased.
If you have time, please go to Kintamaister.
Kintamaister is about this month.
Is it held by the organizer?
It's held in a shop.
If you like it, I'd like you to cook it.
I'd like you to cook it.
We're getting closer to becoming Kintamaister.
If you meet a new taste, please eat it and taste it.
It's been a while since I met something I couldn't eat.
It made me happy.
Thank you for your valuable experience.
Thank you very much.
Bye bye!